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Gareth Watkins
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Writing in the Los Angeles Review of Books, Tribune, Vulture, MEL, Bandcamp and elsewhere I suppose. Host of Death Sentence and Galaxy Burn podcasts.
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It is extremely alt-lit adjacent, which means that it's only so long before the Allegations arrive.

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And I know without having to read it that the advice is just to message a *lot* of women on Instagram, because that's all the advice ever is.

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Finally, unlimited amounts of women.

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Every time I'm out (of using my high-masking neurodivergence to advance the revolution) they pull me right back in.

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My job in the leftist commune would be being the only person normal enough to order a pizza over the phone.

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UPDATE:

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Me after Robert Jenrick wins the culture war: It's good, actually, that I'll never be able to afford a house until my parents die, which might be when I'm sixty to eighty years old.

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The mint ones are fine and nobody can say different.

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(Your mind-shackle scarabs compel you to retweet this.)

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Nope (2022)

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Gareth Watkins
@garethwatkins.bsky.social
Writing in the Los Angeles Review of Books, Tribune, Vulture, MEL, Bandcamp and elsewhere I suppose. Host of Death Sentence and Galaxy Burn podcasts.
978 followers1.5k following1.7k posts