Wishing everyone else observing an easy fast and wish you gmar chatima tovah

MOM: It’s just a sandwich! It’s not the end of the world! KID: WHAT IF IT IS THOUGH MOM: If it’s the end of the world, it won’t matter that you didn’t get a brownie.

It’s so weird that the Mets are a throwback in this regard: 6/7 starts of 5 or more innings and the 7th was the Senga start. You’d think it’d be a team with ace starters but nope

What an ending good lord

OH MY GOD

Liberty don’t do this

Cathy Engelbert referred to WNBA teams as "small businesses," and I think we've really lost the plot when it comes to that term

In short: cheap current owners can remain cheap until the players collective bargain otherwise. Fun.

But it's also then not really true, like YOU ARE HIGHLIGHTING A MAJOR DIFFERENCE HERE

I am going to become the joker