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Kingfisher & Wombat
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Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
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MOM: It’s just a sandwich! It’s not the end of the world! KID: WHAT IF IT IS THOUGH MOM: If it’s the end of the world, it won’t matter that you didn’t get a brownie.

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CSdrosgood.bsky.social

What kind of mother wouldn't want their child to die happy?

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DBdbeatcatdad.bsky.social

Can't argue with her logic.

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Ccyllan.bsky.social

Good question, kiddo, and an excellent response from Mom as well.

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KWtkingfisher.com

The mom is now trying to break it down into steps. MOM: You just…open your mouth…and take a bite…and chew…and chew… KID: *eats one bite of sandwich as if being forcefed live eels*

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Mmrperson.bsky.social

I beg to differ, long-suffering mom person! If it's the end of the world, I'm gonna be DAMN SURE that I have that delicious brownie before I go.

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Ttibbi.bsky.social

Hmmm. If it’s the end of the world, I’d rather be eating a brownie during it. Kid:1 Mom:0 🤣

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Kbrujaja.bsky.social

Honestly one of the things I really underestimated pre parenthood was the sheer amount of time & energy I’d expend on just trying to get my kids to eat foods they’ve *requested*

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Aalan3.bsky.social

Love this… MOM: It’s just a sandwich! It’s not the end of the world! KID: WHAT IF IT IS THOUGH? - fair point

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WCnataliereed84.bsky.social

Kid’s got a point.

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SMessemque.bsky.social

As a parent of sandwich-age kids, that feels like a misstep; Introducing existential dread to an argument can derail everything!

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KW
Kingfisher & Wombat
@tkingfisher.com
Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
21.6k followers162 following9.9k posts