The Titanic kills an average of 13.4 people a year

ORoregonrolleda20.bsky.socialMay 3, 2024 10:31pm

while it is too early to make a claim of pattering, the next time the Titanic will strike is quite possibly is the year 2134

Titanic kills people, then Titan kills people. I assume the next doomed voyage will just be called Tit if patterns hold.

While asteroid impacts never kill an average person. Unless he (it’s never a she in writing, only in reality) is a dinosaur. Don’t look up👍 Wow! Look, a bronteroc…

What happened to the .4? Like, they collapsed from the pressure, but in that one instance reinflation worked? Puff puff RISE! I gotta know.

If only there was a way to stop it!

Titanics Georg

Just look at this hockey stick

This is a statistical error. The results are skewed by 1912 georg, an outlier who should not be counted

@missingthept.bsky.social

Vatican City has an average of 2.04 popes per square kilometer.