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@gendertoads.bsky.social
hi i’m squid :3 i make sounds and sometimes noises she/they/it
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it ain’t no joke i’d like to buy this girl a coke…

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it’s jesus’s mutilated corpse pamphlets on display at the local donut shop season

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anco psb and mountain goats….are you me……

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damn this guy selected the fuck out of these ambient works

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if you have purple lighting and $15 sandwiches with no sides brother that shit better make me shit piss and cum at the same time or i am torching your shit to the ground

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actually me holy fuck

HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

A man sizes up a piano at a party and says "well looky here. If it isn't a piano. Y'know I play a little myself. Another man, annoyed says "please don't play Avril 14 by Aphex Twin. We all know you can play Avril 14 by Aphex Twin." The piano man says "I swear to god, I am not going to play Avril 14 by Aphex Twin." He then says "I lied" and immediately launches into Avril 14." The other partygoers looks incensed.
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HOhausofdecline.bsky.social

Sailor Moon smokes a cigarette in front of Sailor Mercury. She says "i'm burnt out, man. I'm fighting evil by moonlight... I'm winning love by daylight... I'm on no sleep! Something's gotta give!"
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Charlie Brown asks "hey Linus, Where is your security blanket?" Linus says "oh, I don't need it anymore Charlie Brown, not since I started vaping." Linus takes a deep inhale of his vape and blows it in Charlie Brown's face who goes AAUGH!
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like my birthday’s on monday and im trying 2 look up where to get free shit and it’s all like “sign up for buffalo wild wings blazing rewards” like no. no i’m notgonna do that

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reblog with the fictional character you are in you’re head

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snoopy with music
@gendertoads.bsky.social
hi i’m squid :3 i make sounds and sometimes noises she/they/it
63 followers130 following85 posts