It took me more than a day Two retrospectively realize the latter was so much worse

Me, in a coffee shop, about to yell : “Let’s fuck my shit up!!” upon agreeing to a four shot espresso americano, correcting myself: “Let’s all DIE today!!”

I just said to myself: “7:53 PM, going to hit myself in the stems” And then punch myself in the fallopian tubes

Oh! To be a cat being pet by me!

"Please send your resume, portfolio, and a brief introduction to Elfeeduquettee@gmail.com or DM me. Tag your friends!!! *****BLACK PPL TO THE HEAD OF THE LINE***** Thanks, Elfee"

If you're a passionate and detail-oriented costume assistant based in LA or nearby areas like Temecula or Murrieta, I'd love to hear from you. Let's create something truly spectacular together!

"I'm currently seeking one or two skilled individuals to help design six costumes for a themed party in Dallas. The project primarily involves period pieces, so experience with sewing and draping would be ideal.

Repost from my friend's FB feed : "Hello LA creatives! Looking for a talented costume assistant to help me on a new project.

Elon Musk apparently actually DID gift Cybertrucks to notorious Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov, who DID put machine guns on them and send them to the frontline to fight against Ukraine…. Elon denies the whole thing, while Kadyrov angrily claims one of the trucks was “remotely disabled”

Chechen warlord Kadyrov accuses Elon Musk of ‘remotely disabling’ his Cybertruck | CNN Business

Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov has accused Tesla CEO Elon Musk of “remotely disabling” his Cybertruck, which had been sent to the frontline of Russia’s war in Ukraine.

As I drive off into the sunset You can hear me cry : ‘Oooh ungawa My Porsche’s got the power Oooh ungawa My Porsche’s got the speeed’