Agreed!

If this is true then everyone who screamed, "You're going to kill us all!" when I fell asleep behind the wheel owes me an apology.

Pretty sure that's sleep deprivation.

My secret identity has been exposed!

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I'm napping right now.

This is a skill acquired by everyone in the military. Not just whenever, but also wherever. I wish I hadn’t enlisted but I got at least one decent skill out of it.

Isn't it funny that as little kids we had to have our fingers pried off the doorway to put us down for a nap. Now as adults all we want to do is take a nap.

Sounds like @raggedrabbit.bsky.social to me.