There is one thing I would very much like cafes to understand: if the food requires a knife, it needs to be served on a flat plate. Not a fucking bowl

Dear lord the bathroom

Weird how we could afford a health system through two world wars and a depression, but now...

Voice recognition has now decided to change every instance of "partner" to "ex-partner". Soz

Invisible

How difficult “find the cat” gets in our house

Yay

Can some, y'know, journalist ask our ridiculous PM how flipping two apartments is "wealth creation" of such benefit to anyone, anyone but him that it should be tax-free?

Partially, I guess, my fault for thinking I wouldn't need to put it away in a bag when not working on it

Somebody stole my knitting…