There is one thing I would very much like cafes to understand: if the food requires a knife, it needs to be served on a flat plate. Not a fucking bowl

Weird how we could afford a health system through two world wars and a depression, but now...

Voice recognition has now decided to change every instance of "partner" to "ex-partner". Soz

How difficult “find the cat” gets in our house

Can some, y'know, journalist ask our ridiculous PM how flipping two apartments is "wealth creation" of such benefit to anyone, anyone but him that it should be tax-free?

Somebody stole my knitting…

I have my money back from my insurance company. I've given some to my boys and now I'm looking for either a comfy dress with pockets or an art nouveau-style necklace that doesn't cost thousands and I cannot find either. Yes, I am working. In a way...

Just logged back into work for the first time in 10 days and boy do I Not Want

You should never pass up the opportunity to give your whiteware silly names.

Explaining the plot of “Amok Time” to my stepdaughter.