Wife and baby at a church thing tonight? Guess im getting drunk, listening to records, and watching baseball.

We are still exhausted

Man, our programs are the same. Neither of us should have any hope, we all know how this goes

shut the fuck up

Tbf I do support OSU football

On a serious note, even though Dayton fans have more reason to be hopeful, I'm not really caring it's almost back

What I'd expect from Mizzou fans

Lowell is the Flagship

Object permanence baffles these people. They wonder where you've gone when you cover your face with your hands. You could legit freak them out by pretending to steal their nose.

Finally a website where I can feel safe letting a pie cool on the windowsill