The only time I went to a sex club I started making Luigi sounds then I said "fuck me like-a luigi!" And then my date said "I'm going to fucking kill you"

I wish there was a place on the internet where I could give unsolicited opinions to strangers 😔

"Really freaking cool 🤓" biggest red flag

See I had to click away from this image so fast because I almost pissed myself with fear, don't DO that to me!

That guy is fine, he is not nearly as big as the big skeletons I am thinking about

The living skeletons that clearly have MALICIOUS INTENT, and are so tall you have to really crane your neck to see the top of, those are the ones I am most fearful of. The ones that are MEAN

I think huge enormous skeletons are the scariest things you could ever come up with and no I'm not talking about those plastic 2-storey bitches you can get at Canadian tire, I'm talking HUGE, fucking ENORMOUS, living BREATHING skeletons that EMERGR from the ground and create SINKHOLES they're so BIG

Why do hippos even need to be wet genuine question

YES

Inuyasha fucks idgaf