"Really freaking cool 🤓" biggest red flag

See I had to click away from this image so fast because I almost pissed myself with fear, don't DO that to me!

That guy is fine, he is not nearly as big as the big skeletons I am thinking about

YES

knuck tats that read KNUC KLES

Only /I/ can fix you 😘

I'm convinced *drops another grand on an assortment of LFOs, VCOs, VCFs, and something called an "attenuverter"*

That was me, I hacked all your dad's accounts

If they don't also stock a full body xenomorph costume in that section they're cowards

😎😎😎💅💅💅