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Chris Macmaster
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co-founder of Funkdub, old man DJ, hack lawyer, write sometimes funkdub.co.uk junglistbrief.substack.com
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Tell me* how old you are** without telling me how old you are*** * you ** I am *** by RTing this

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Watched “Who Killed The KLF?” on Friday, (worth a look) - in a cosmic coincidence of which the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu would approve I got an e-mail from Bill Drummond very sporadic mailing list on Saturday morning - it linked to this video (also worth a look) vimeo.com/1017888687


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Kind Folk,
Something had to be done - or so we were told.
Back in 2023, Scissorman had tried and failed to surround London in some symbolic gesture to either cut of the balls of that city, or in fact cut off whatever balls Bill Drummond might have left.
The Intercontinental Twinning Association (The
TA) were called upon to try and resolve matters.
The ITA thought it might be appropriate to twin Scissorman with his namesake in Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
But...
Once this was done, these twinned Scissormen wanted more. Or at least they wanted more attention. To do this the Scissormen focussed their attention on Springfield, Ohio in the USA, where Donald Trump was recently threatening to visit, so he could use the Haitian Diaspora as a target for his lies.
Undercover in the State of Ohio, these Scissormen recorded the soundtrack for a short film that exists to highlight the exploits of Scissorman in Haiti.
This Last sentence is not totally true. As in the soundtrack was also recorded in Columbus, Ohio and East17 via The Granite City and filtered through the waters of The Penkiln Burn.”

Undercover in the State of Ohio, these Scissormen recorded the soundtrack for a short film that exists to highlight the exploits of Scissorman in Haiti.
This Last sentence is not totally true. As in the soundtrack was also recorded in Columbus, Ohio and East17 via The Granite City and filtered through the waters of The Penkiln Burn.
It is hoped that the combined forces of these Scissormen, might - by coincidence - cut off what is left of the shrivelled testicles of Donald Irump.
But...
If you want to watch a film with the title, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS by The Scissormen it is here...
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How I arrived on Bluesky

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MLyoungvulgarian.bsky.social

hello I (finally!) tried to write about why Egon Schiele is my favourite painter: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/marie-trie... (free to read!) (also features, for some reason, a tangent about former US politician Anthony Weiner)

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this comment on the ft website might *seem* harsh, but replace “art” with “tech startup destroying the planet” and I actually agree with it

- SpendItLikeBeckham
3 HOURS AGO
If your art isn't commercially viable, you need to get a real job
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TRACKS OF MY YEARS So every five years I update my favourite singles lists, as it helps to keep on top of Important Pop in my life. This time I thought I’d divide into individual lists (still being argued over in my mind). A fuller massive countdown will come, but until then please enjoy.

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L’Entourloop took the roof off Hangar34 last night! đŸ”„

L’Entourloop live at Hangar34 in Liverpool last night
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Chris Macmaster
@gkfunkdub.bsky.social
co-founder of Funkdub, old man DJ, hack lawyer, write sometimes funkdub.co.uk junglistbrief.substack.com
76 followers197 following237 posts