I'm mad -simply wild!- for making Swan Boys and posting them to the website known as swanboy.com

This second half is going to make Mourinho blush

How dads say “you left the door open” around the world…   5. Did you come with a mariachi band? (Mexican Spanish) 4. Were you born on a trolleybus? (Lithuanian) 3. Are we at the Colosseum? (Italian) 2. Were you born with a yoke up your ass? (Slovak) 1. Did a goat eat the door? (Polish)

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Welcome to the Annual Most Dad* Thing You Did In The Last Year Thread. Per tradition, I will lead off: I bought a mitre saw almost entirely because it was on sale, and now I will find the thinnest excuse to incorporate it into any home project. *You need not have kids or identify as male to Dad.

My 6 year old was asking my the rules of baseball while we watched the college World Series on TV and mid-sentence I fell into the most powerful dad-nap on the couch for the next two hours

“A lot of families we have been seeing are sending kids to the public library after school because it’s warm. It’s safe. It’s supervised,” Bott explained. “The library system called us and said, ‘We have nothing to feed them. We have to feed these kids.” kslnewsradio.com/2104305/dick...

Opinion: What does life in a child care crisis Utah?

You've heard about the child care crisis in Utah. Parents can't afford child care. Child care workers can't afford to live on what they make.

It's so wild that the NY Times is treated as the most serious paper of record in the country and it's run like the royal family, with weird little fuck-up princes pretending to do real people work for a bit before sliding into their hereditary leadership jobs

Hell yeah

Hey neat, they put some environmental storytelling in my building's elevator