Was writing an email to a guy named Jeff and accidentally wrote “Jeft.”

That name used to carry some real jeft in this town

a weighty missive

Jeff felt pretty jefting cool that day

My biz partner's name is Doug. And the "H" is RIGHT BESIDE the "G". Many times have I written a serious email to clients and copied "Dough."

Jeftries

absolutely furious my name isn't Jeft.

surely you jeft sir

well that was rather jaft

Jeff is short for Jeft

the judges will accept it