This feels like an old guy complaint but the internet used to be better.

I HATE when people say IYKYK because I absolutely do not know but I desperately want to

Sometimes you just need a gram of Tylenol and 4 brownies

I don’t think I was prepared for this when I bought this magazine

there should be some sort of hyperfixation exchange system where people post the $200 of crap they bought for a hobby they never fucking did and it can go to the next person who thinks they want to do resin crafts or whatever

Night shift isn’t so bad except for the chronic exhaustion, social isolation, weight gain, and early death Other than that it’s great

Why is my bed so far away from the floor where I’m languishing?

I love that the invite code system has everybody doing everything on main. I need to see you being deranged so that I can feel comfortable being deranged too.

My Apple Watch says my resting heart rate is 129 though so maybe I’m not dealing as well as I’d imagined…

Waking up to a call from work asking where you are is horrible. But showing up super fast and killing it as soon as you walk in the door is almost enough to thwart my imposter syndrome.