What skills/assets are you bringing to the post-apocalyptic commune/bunker/nomadic survival crew? I was a Boy Scout in Dallas in the 1980s, so I got a lot going on! Don't kill me and eat me - I'm useful!

An EAGLE scout, or so I’m told…

I can make ammunition from components, which means I can reload. And also do some gunsmithing. I'm also a navigator and mapping expert. I can get you places. Oh, and the martial arts training with sword, staff, spear, and bow expertise. I can make bows and arrows. I'm handy to have around.

Do y'all need some Excel wizardry in your desert wastelands? Cause, if so, I'm your man.

I’m a pretty good cuddler

I will be one of the first victims in the zombie apocalypse. I wouldn’t want to live in a post-apocalyptic world. I couldn’t survive due to medical issues.

Rich in calories and nutrients

I'm a really good draft excluder...