This day in history. 1660. Charles XI became king of Sweden. He was the fifth king of Sweden named Charles. Swedes are good at pop music, closet design, and meatballs; not math.
When she tucks you into bed she’s Katie Saygoodnightpussy
Remake of RENT where all the characters just have eczema.
This day in history. 1845. Poets Elizabeth Barrett and Robert Browning began corresponding even though her profile said "NO DMs."
got the okay to bring in simple exercise mechanisms to the office, think floor pedaler, thigh master, forearm grippers… of course I’ll be bringing in a shake weight
I talk a lot of shit for someone who will wait two hours to go to the bathroom and wipe my nose on my sleeve before I will disrupt the dog sleeping on my lap.
singing, "oh baby I like it raw," while blowing my nose on paper towels
You can have a thousand different problems. Unless a serious health one appears. Then you have a really huge problem.
Dear universe; Next time, where do I request a reach around?