Uh oh 🤣🤣

more like man's search for peening

I think…I think I’m gonna stop believin’ now.

Following her two divorces, Goldilocks had almost given up on love. And then...

I see you commenting without liking, quote posting without reposting, but I’m not mad. You don’t want people to say we’re in love.

[stabbing you 52 times] i think the lesson here is that you never really know anyone not truly

Uh oh. But also, Happy Belated. Hope you had a great day! 🎉🎉

mom asked for my am*zon wishlist for my birthday, I gave it to her then had to scramble to remove "Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents"

*at an interview* the gap in my resume is where He carried me

I have the hypochondria and malaise of a much wealthier woman.