first day of the week on the last day of the month

make it make sense

Donny is probably responsible for both

a Wild Thornberrys Halloween special called Smashing Pumpkins

despite all my rage I still have to pay my mortgage

Buy books, Ban politicians

a vampire bit me and now he’s in therapy

Chappell Roan sounds like the name of a religious colony on the edge of the galaxy in Star Wars.

her nervous system so traumatized, we call her Queen Amyg-dala

You’re laughing. Lana Del Rey married a swamp boat captain and you’re laughing