first day of the week on the last day of the month

a Wild Thornberrys Halloween special called Smashing Pumpkins

despite all my rage I still have to pay my mortgage

Buy books, Ban politicians

a vampire bit me and now he’s in therapy

Chappell Roan sounds like the name of a religious colony on the edge of the galaxy in Star Wars.

her nervous system so traumatized, we call her Queen Amyg-dala

You’re laughing. Lana Del Rey married a swamp boat captain and you’re laughing

when there was only one set of footprints on the hardwood that was when the coffee was brewing and i floated to the kitchen

nobody here wants an elon musk parody account read the goddamned room