Want me to take care of them!

If you try to flirt with me, I reserve the right to tease you like the sadist that I am.

*hugs* Whispers in your ear: “not just today”

Any one able to lend a dick to Nicole? I think she might need it. 👀

Consider me hired.

Oh! I thought you needed help around the house! Well, this is embarrassing.

Oh, well it’s a good thing that you know a guy that wrote a little smut with almost no plot. 😈

I’m not understanding. You want me to bring my wood, but you want me to split something else with my bare hands?

The only thing worse than too much smut is randomly placed smut that doesn’t fit the plot.

Or this?

a man in a blue shirt is holding a large piece of wood in his hands .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding a large piece of wood in his hands .