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First! 😜

Who’s a comedian now? 🙄🤣

Now I need to take a break from work.

Have you heard of my new subscription service? It’s called Making Pretty Girls Beg.

What did we just get done talking about?

Oddly specific, but ok.

Hello. I hope it’s ok for me to follow you. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. 😬

Want me to take care of them!