oh my god you and your wife are so cute! your kids looks so happy hanging with dad.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was doing that thing with his finger in my butt while he blew me.
The greatest compliment I ever received was when my Aunt came up to me at a family gathering and said, "There's no way you voted for Trump."
There's a teacher in Freaks & Geeks who I paused on and told the Non-Certified Spouse that it looked exactly like my teacher Mr. Souza from Buchser who was obsessed with Romeo and Juliet. Later in that episode, the teacher shows them the film Romeo and Juliet. Hmm.
i thought I had people in my life who love and care about me but just saw a picture of me from the back while on vacation and how long have I had that bald spot?!