oh my god you and your wife are so cute! your kids looks so happy hanging with dad.

Right? Physics is incredible!

"Oh, but Tess! Don't take it out on the ones you love!" I hear you plead. Sorry. The TV has to die now.

We're not demanding great art from pop culture!

I mean, if *I* can rise above my own narcissism (which is HUGE), I expect everybody else to as well.

Turns out, the other shit under PEDOPHILE was a 2nd grade drawing of somebody being fed into a woodchipper. And under that, "lives don't matter" in text way less readable than PEDOPHILE. What a choice.

I lost the graph and I'm too lazy to search it out, dirtjacker!

i wish i could hang out with you in a cafe every day

if any character in one of my stories does something, that means I support doing it and have probably done it myself. I'm joseph fink and I approve this message

You were so protective of them you never let me listen to them!