This isn't funny. When you inbreed pedigree show cars to squish the nose this much for the sake of a purely cosmetic "breeder's standard", it can lead to serious breathing difficulties! And who knows how many other genetic conditions the poor car has on top of this deformity.
Hahaha!!!
I literally just did a image search for Cybertruck to see if this had been photoshopped because I thought no one would make a truck that malformed on purpose.
Car design expert here, cars only look like this when their company CEOs are extremely distressing.
I tear up a little to seeing those stenotic nares, knowing the parts you can’t see are probably even worse.
Ha, that makes me think of the novel TRUCKSONG. Or a couple of Zelazny short stories...
One of the many reasons a cybertruck's lifespan is so much shorter than other vehicles. I hear they even bred out crumple zones...
I gather they are also prone to severe neurological problems and have issues with disobedience and defiant behaviour. Poor things.
Plays Sarah McLachlan song
Impressive how they got some ankylosaurus genes in there. But I suspect they were so busy asking if they could do it, they never stopped to ask if they should.
And breeding for that kind of chassis and height puts so much aerodynamic stress on the car, too. Heartbreaking.