The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (2024)

One of the astronauts stranded in space hearing eerie noises is the same guy I wrote about for ClickHole back in 2015

Look at me look at me look at me

boomer coworker: so how much are you saving for retirement? :) me:

I was hoping the belated christmas present was a menacing loon and IT'S A MENACING LOON!

*digging through pockets* hold on I've got the tweet

i think they prefer the term “christmas carolers”

There is no work to be done today so work so we *could* already be back home and paid for the day but of course my boomer coworker is fucking making work to be done.

gosh this is so fun, such a pity that the only person who could have taken more delight in death is kissinger himself