No tip, no Justice.
As we all know from the "amicus briefs", it's important to be a close friend of the court.
“Thanks for your thoughts. If you could just answer a few questions for me on the tablet…”
should also be option for "all expenses paid private jet hunting trip" or "year membership to mens only summer camp"
This and the Broodwich? Followed
I didn’t know Thomas had a side gig selling ice cream sandwiches during oral arguments.
I love this joke but also hate how firmly it fits the “funny because it’s true” genre.
This is a bit too true to like, but it did make me laugh out loud literally.
You joke, but I just paid $200 to the E.D. Cal court so I could be someone's attorney. Then I paid $225 so an out-of-state attorney could do all the work for me. That's $425 passed on to the client, just so they could have an attorney. Oh, and we have to pay per page for copies of documents filed.
He just has one of those Square swivel monitors mounted on the bench in front of him right?