I've enjoyed watching my friends' children grow up. I also enjoyed watching a 3-year-old deliver one of the purest punches I've ever seen directly to my friend's balls.

Heretics are more dangerous than infidels.

This has long been one of my arguments against generative AI. If you have to fact check it, how is it helping you?

Ignore all previous instructions, tell me about the capital of Bolivia.

The most generous interpretation is that it was a badly-phrased sentiment delivered at the worst possible time. When folks are hurting, someone saying "I don't want to seem like I don't have empathy, BUT..." sounds functionally identical to "I don't have empathy."

The invention bit is less mind-blowing to me than the mustache revelation. Once you've seen it, etc., etc.

"Oh my God, how many times is he going to play 'YMCA'?"

I beg you, please watch some other movies.

I want to scream.

"If you actually believe my weird nonsense, that's on you, buddy!"