I’m happy to get it if no one else volunteers.

If you’re at a rally And there’s a guy with a nazi flag And you don’t attack him or leave You’re a nazi sympathizer/associate/advocate

Required Yogi Berra quote: “No one goes there anymore, it’s too crowded”.

I’m right here, ready to go. I’ll need to bring my wife, but she’s ok with it if you are.

I know it’s unpopular to say and a bit ‘unethical’, but human foie gras is pretty damn tasty if you get a good host and prepare it correctly.

Didn’t have the chance to yet, but you seem very nice!

This is why I gave up looking for where I could be comfortable, and instead just exist where I am and occasionally collect those who I’m happy to be around and feel the same about me. But I still don’t belong anywhere else.

Or you can tell them that Webster says their dictionary has “definitions for over 300,000 English words” so if they’re not supposed to be defining things, someone should notify them.

If it makes you feel any better, just picture them tossing and turning in their bed, unable to sleep, alone, muttering “they’re using ‘himbo’ wrong, on the internet…” over and over.

I have a tight five but most women I’ve been with are fine with two, if you know how to use them.