I’m happy to get it if no one else volunteers.

Required Yogi Berra quote: “No one goes there anymore, it’s too crowded”.

I’m right here, ready to go. I’ll need to bring my wife, but she’s ok with it if you are.

Didn’t have the chance to yet, but you seem very nice!

This is why I gave up looking for where I could be comfortable, and instead just exist where I am and occasionally collect those who I’m happy to be around and feel the same about me. But I still don’t belong anywhere else.

Or you can tell them that Webster says their dictionary has “definitions for over 300,000 English words” so if they’re not supposed to be defining things, someone should notify them.

If it makes you feel any better, just picture them tossing and turning in their bed, unable to sleep, alone, muttering “they’re using ‘himbo’ wrong, on the internet…” over and over.

I have a tight five but most women I’ve been with are fine with two, if you know how to use them.

Pratchett ‘understood’ the world and how it works. Then he was able to share that with the world in a way that was positive and also true. Truly unique.

Everything reminds me of her.