hey. hey. are you using Square to sell at a zine fest or comic convention? then TURN ON YOUR TIPPING FUNCTION. $2 MINI ZINE??? NO!!!! LET ME GIVE YOU $5!!!!!

I know some people are a little hesitant to ask for tips at their table, but my very low pressure technique is to say “And there is a TOTALLY completely optional option to tip if you’d like, otherwise just hit no tip!” and very pointedly don’t look at the phone while the customer makes their choice.