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Ash Wednesday Comic

A hijacker gets up on a plane and says "people on this Boston to Los Angeles flight, we're doing 9/11 2... but this time, in the name of secularism." Mark Wahlberg perks up and thinks to himself "this is it, Mark Wahlberg, the moment you've been preparing for your entire life."
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Kkategodart.bsky.social

legit lol

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Ttoothybj.bsky.social

Mark gets +10 dmg bonus if they're of vietnamese descent

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AGangremlin.bsky.social

"also though it is not apparent for stylistic reasons I am Vietnamese-American"

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WGouterspec.bsky.social

Mark Wahlberg’s Final Challenge

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SFaugustsun.bsky.social

Haus Wahlberg is taking me tf out, thank you for this

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HCprinceennui.bsky.social

They're gonna crash the planes into the Scientology Celebrity Center

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TSupcycled-junk.bsky.social

*Marky Mark redirects the plane to crash into a unitarian picnic.

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