man got zambonered

Is there a better internet couple than Haus of Decline and Non-Sexual Nudity? I don’t think so.

I love tiny zamboni driver's tiny wave

"May I try it?" " . . . no."

I wrote a song with far-out climate solution like a solar-powered snowmaker and a Zamboni the size of an aircraft carrier. This is the opposite, in that there’s no nudity in mine, yet. “Strip on down and set your hair on fire” is a good way to draw attention to a cause. Not really a solution. Hmm…

He’s so proud of his work

he's really zamming that bonie

Why must you show me a life I cannot attain?

I thought it was the estrogen that did that.