Food just tastes better when hunched over like a dishevelled malnourished goblin.

This is just the only proper way to eat a subway sandwich.

I said get out I’m eating my burder

Oh no

When I say I'm going goblin mode this is what I actually mean I'm doing

I have no idea how you got those photos of me to use as reference.

Blair witch project 👀

Relatable.

Pretty much just Pat Stares At.

warm + food retain heat more + cozy + dry (probably) + cramped space makes the animal brain subconsciously remember the time in the womb + nice smell of metal