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Hazel Hazamelis
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Disciple of excess, I review (and love) self indulgent, pretentious, overblown and over the top music and art! You can only trust yourself and the first four Mars Volta albums. linktr.ee/hazamelis
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Okay, lowkey I'm switching to the Jewish Bible. It keeps a lot of the cool words. Ehyeh Asher Ehyeh just sounds a lot more metal than just I AM WHO I AM.

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"If you are serious about change, just know: you’re gonna go through some uncomfortable situations. Stop trying to dodge the process, because in the long run, it’s gonna make you better. And don’t forget that shit you heard! – Microwave Man"

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EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT FORBIDDEN IS COMPULSORY. Just like me not forcing myself to watch random YouTube videos all morning in bed....

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"Fake anger, fake words, fake fights—I'm sick of all that. Those kinds of games will never be enough for me. They will never satisfy my soul." —Akagi Shigeru

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If there's one thing the popularity of the Isekai genre has taught me, it's that people would abandon videogames, modern medicine, technology, cinema, etc., for a sense of purpose.

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The Once and Future King has this mechanic where Arthur sometimes is morphed into animals and he goes with them and learns their secrets. Cully, the hawk of his friend Kay, is said to be crazy, according to Merlin, and yes I thought he was crazy, but not THAT crazy...😂😂

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Today I learned that rabbits have a Horror Movie version of themselves called hares

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My mom: Look at how pretty they sing! They are so handsome! Me (in my mind): Mmmm... mom's yaoi

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Me: Will my granddad accept me as a girl My grand dad with Alzheimers: You look like Jenny [My aunt] Me: I'll take that as a yes

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Dave Grohl cheating his wife feels so retro. Nowadays drama is just NFTs, scientologists, work abuse, scams and racism or queer phobia. How nice it is to see someone maintaining the traditional values.

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Hazel Hazamelis
@hazamelis.bsky.social
Disciple of excess, I review (and love) self indulgent, pretentious, overblown and over the top music and art! You can only trust yourself and the first four Mars Volta albums. linktr.ee/hazamelis
6 followers5 following467 posts