My O-chem professor and a student were talking about a color-change rxn and I was like "magic!!" Them: "No it's science we can explain it!" Me: "you're illustrating the dance of the electrons- explain to me how that isn't magic" Them: "....okay, you make a fair point"

That look says "your mere human wiles cannot contain me"

“DID YOU KNOW: broccoli, kale, and brussel sprouts are just different cultivars of the EXACT SAME SPECIES?!!!” (With luck they’re quickly backing away by this point and you won’t be forced to discourse further on Brassica oleracea)

The hero we don’t deserve!!!!

💯!!! Recommend following up with things like “carrot is a root! Broccoli is a flower!!!!” Because it hurts peoples brains and makes clear they’ve made a horrible mistake trying to drag you into their quarrel!

The entire time I was reading the entertaining horse dildo take, my osteology-trained brain was still like 90% stuck on “OH GOD SACROILIAC INFECTION?!!”

Since vegetable is not a botanical term, I’d argue the answer to all three is “yes!” (Pointing out this fact is also a great way to shut down people who want to involve you in their inanity- I’ve had that happen twice and it was like I’d pulled off a magic trick!)

One might say these companies are behaving……out of pocket! (I’ll show myself out)

Advanced structural cat pile!

Precious toebeans stockpile!!!