💯!!! Recommend following up with things like “carrot is a root! Broccoli is a flower!!!!” Because it hurts peoples brains and makes clear they’ve made a horrible mistake trying to drag you into their quarrel!

“DID YOU KNOW: broccoli, kale, and brussel sprouts are just different cultivars of the EXACT SAME SPECIES?!!!” (With luck they’re quickly backing away by this point and you won’t be forced to discourse further on Brassica oleracea)