he's like when a battlebot's weapon falls off and it spends the rest of the match just kinda having a nice little drive around the arena
This is the kind of intimate access they buried Jacob Soboroff and Errol Morris’s family separation documentary to obtain.
This is really remarkable. And by remarkable, I of course mean, insane.
You know who’s a journalist who’s actually meeting this moment? @pbump.com This is perfection, right down to the footnotes www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
During Donald Trump’s town hall in Pennsylvania, an attendee asked about grocery bills and inflation. Here is Trump’s response in its entirety.
None of you told me Willie Nelson released a cover of "Do You Realize??" and quite frankly, what are you even for?
Every headline is like “Trump vows to kill you, the person reading this, as polls tighten”.
"She's got 3 kids" is a weird-ass way to talk about your wife and your kids.
