I would never have put this on Twitter. But now we're free! Nobody's mum / boss/ nemesis is on here yet! I don't even need a punchline wooooooo

Maybe I shouldn't be talking about work / showy off things on here though, god knows they're boring enough. Sarah Perry is on here talking about how to throw yourself at a door in a way that breaks the lock with your hip and I'm finding that a lot more compelling tbh.