Pinchy ran away a couple years ago. Hopped steamer to Asia. Hasn’t even sent an email

I’ve never felt bad after eating sushi

Very unfortunate ad placement on today’s bridge collapse article on CNN

Cari!!!!! @mattieflap.bsky.social

You’re very sweet! But I’m 51 in a month.

When you’re about to turn 51 but the young cashier says “here ya go girl” #IllTakeIt#ItTakesSoLittle

It was raining so hard when I let the dog out that he has post-bath Zoomies

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Modern Life is an endless parade of boxes that need to be broken down

Why did I open that bag of starburst jelly beans tonight? Nomnomnom