I’ve never felt bad after eating sushi

Very unfortunate ad placement on today’s bridge collapse article on CNN

Cari!!!!! @mattieflap.bsky.social

When you’re about to turn 51 but the young cashier says “here ya go girl” #IllTakeIt#ItTakesSoLittle

It was raining so hard when I let the dog out that he has post-bath Zoomies

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Modern Life is an endless parade of boxes that need to be broken down

Why did I open that bag of starburst jelly beans tonight? Nomnomnom

Breaking News: France voted to explicitly enshrine access to abortion in its Constitution, making it the first country in the world to do so. The impulse for the change was the decision by the U.S. Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in 2022. www.nytimes.com/2024/03/04/w...

It’s almost 2pm and I just watched a robin pluck a worm from the ground, and he’s happily munching away Take that, early birds! 🐦🪱