1) Tell us about you and your #naturist experience. A message that only says "I want to join your club." doesn't inspire us to invite you to join us. 2) Check your contact details for typos before sending. It's no good putting in your email address if it's wrong.

3) Check you can actually receive emails. If your inbox is full we're not going to be able to contact you. 4) Check your spam folder before sending off a snotty email about how we haven't replied.