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Brad Houston, Certified RecordsMancer
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Records Officer for the City of Milwaukee, SAA Committee on Public Policy incoming chair, occasional player of Magic: The Gathering, Husband, Dad, and Dog Dad. I have Public Records Law/Freedom of Information Act opinions.
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I will see this screenshot and raise it. The Talmud sez "Wazzup". (Only, you know, in Hebrew.) Also, of course, 'Historical Reference Document' ARE YOU HIGH GOOD GOD RYAN WALTERS #BlasphemyDefinitelyIntended

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Sorry, brewers nation. But, the Cubs won the WS in 2016 after an even longer drought, and look what happened, so this may be for the best

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JOKES ON THEM, FEDERAL FOIA REQUESTS ARE TAKING UP TO NINE YEARS TO PROCESS BECAUSE OF THE MASSIVE DECLASSIFICATION BACKLOG, SUCKERS Aw now I made myself sad

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If you can't tell the difference between this genre of card and the genre of card that typically gets banned in Commander, you need to build your deck more resiliently.

Armageddon Magic card, meant to stand in for all land destruction cards.
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Well DONE, idiot #commander players who sent the RC death threats. Now Hasbro controls the format, so we can be sure that the interests of the players are always taken to heart.* *Sorry, I meant "ignored if it will make Hasbro another buck". Honest mistake.

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Hey NYT scolds, remind me how many death threats people received because people ran with the JD Vance couch story? Zero you say? How very interesting, it's almost like the two lies aren't actually comparableHey NYT scolds, remind me how many death threats people received because people ran with the JD Vance couch story? Zero you say? How very interesting, it's almost like the two lies aren't actually comparable

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James Earl Jones died? #Obvious#StillAccurate

Luke Skywalker: "That's Not True. That's Impossible!"
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People on social media living in Chicago will tell you that Tavern Style is the "real" Chicago style and that Deep Dish is for tourists. As a Chicago expat I denounce these people as reflexive contrarians. Deep dish is delicious and you know it. Come on.

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Will it bother the reply guy on my traffic engineering comment on Neighborhood FB more if I ignore him altogether, or if I reply to his reply with "k"? Can't decide which low-effort troll is likely to be higher impact. Help me out here, bskyverse

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Also North Dakota is for real a fraudulent state. Literally exists because 19th Century Republicans wanted to add 4 senators instead of 2. We didn't even carve presidents' heads into any sacred mountains in North Dakota, GMAFB.

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Brad Houston, Certified RecordsMancer
@herodotusjr.bsky.social
Records Officer for the City of Milwaukee, SAA Committee on Public Policy incoming chair, occasional player of Magic: The Gathering, Husband, Dad, and Dog Dad. I have Public Records Law/Freedom of Information Act opinions.
104 followers129 following247 posts