Same. The whiplash of that first week of November as a left-of-center Chicago sports fan was... A Lot

"Russia Authorized Opposition M&Ms"??? #WhatWereWeTalkingAbout#MmmCandy

Like look. I'm not going to pass up a piece of cracker crust pizza if I'm offered it. But if I have a CHOICE I'm going for the style associated with all three dimensions. Also sometimes with tavern cut you are left with the sad little corner piece And That's Terrible.

Also that song came out 30 years ago and I hold you personally responsible for bringing it to my attention. #old

"Hey, who is that lady on stage, she's wearing Lisa Loeb glasses"

"This speed hump was improperly signed and I knocked the oil pan off my undercarriage!!" "How fast were you going over it?" "25 mph!" *mentally adds 10 mph for actual speed* "my good Boomer, are you familiar with the initialism 'FAFO'?"

To my ongoing astonishment, Conservapedia is 100% serious (at least the overall project; any particular article may or may not be satire). It is the brainchild of Andrew Schlafly (Yes, THAT Schlafly). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conserv...

"This [Conservapedia] article" I have identified the root of your problem with the credibility of this source #helping!

*reads actual excerpt this is responding to* Wait, what, do these people know ANYTHING about Thomas Jefferson e.g. #DontAnswerThat

"Wait, give me another chance! Is not fair question! The Cubs have been awful for most of the last 120 years, how was I supposed to know that 2016 was an exception??"