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Haha banger tweet queen *I* thought it was funny
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You made it kid
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the suspension of my campaign for Maricopa county sheriff. Tomorrow I will address the allegations that have plagued my campaign since the beginning
ANNOUNCEMENT - I am happy to announce Robert Kennedy Jr as my running mate. Pending a reply from his campaign office, we will dominate the sheriff race
Thank you for coming to my campaign announcement rally. With your support, I can become fabulously wealthy
Through quantitative easing of constitutional law, you will soon be able to hunt Tesla owners for sport
KFC will be given 400 billion dollars in tax incentives so that they'll finally open a store that isn't 30 fucking minutes away from me