It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the suspension of my campaign for Maricopa county sheriff. Tomorrow I will address the allegations that have plagued my campaign since the beginning
ANNOUNCEMENT - I am happy to announce Robert Kennedy Jr as my running mate. Pending a reply from his campaign office, we will dominate the sheriff race
Thank you for coming to my campaign announcement rally. With your support, I can become fabulously wealthy
Through quantitative easing of constitutional law, you will soon be able to hunt Tesla owners for sport
KFC will be given 400 billion dollars in tax incentives so that they'll finally open a store that isn't 30 fucking minutes away from me
My centerpiece legislation will be the BBLM Act, increasing the flow of big booty latina milfs into the state
Crime is too high it is up 0.0072% since last year, as sheriff I will give all criminals machine guns so they will shoot each other faster this reducing the amount of crimes happening
This economy needs shock therapy as sheriff I will sell off state assets at bargain prices
Announcing my 2024 campaign run for Maricopa county sheriff, read more about my campaign below - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embezzl....