Those are Cybertrucks for the face.

BCDs: birth control glasses.

I do appreciate that people who suck are paying to have incredibly expensive "kick me" signs stuck to them, but I'm bothered by the fact that this further enriches other people who suck

They should add the fake nose and pretend it's to help balance the weight of them.

Somebody call Heather Nova.. we may need to borrow the tune for 'Virus of the Mind' because it works.