The more I hear about it, bad reviews and all, the more I want to see it.

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if they unseat Ted Cruz I will play a free solo show in Austin and the set list will include Golden Boy, Riches & Wonders, Comandante and whatever other oldschool bangers ppl want

Tempted to go on a thesis nailing spree, but it’s just the parable of the Good Samaritan.

Happy birthday! Congratulations on making it to another one

The Little Mermaid

Post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

I dropped my phone 70 feet straight down resulting in a very interesting spiderweb of cracks through the screen that I keep wanting to screenshot despite the fact that that’s not how that works.

Cumin, coriander, paprika.

What’s your current social media strategy?