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if they unseat Ted Cruz I will play a free solo show in Austin and the set list will include Golden Boy, Riches & Wonders, Comandante and whatever other oldschool bangers ppl want

Post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

I dropped my phone 70 feet straight down resulting in a very interesting spiderweb of cracks through the screen that I keep wanting to screenshot despite the fact that that’s not how that works.

What’s your current social media strategy?

Is “platonically sliding into someone’s dms because you think they’re cool, you share a bunch of the same interests, and want to be friends irl” a thing? For research purposes.

What’s your sign?

Lightsabers imply the existence of lightfoils and lightépée

GtG my ride’s here

Introduce yourself with four spaceships 🛸 SS Heart of Gold NSEA Protector Borg Cube Flying saucer on Fox Mulder’s poster